You're alone in the middle of a becalmed ocean. No wind. No waves. Stranded, with all hope lost. All of a sudden, the seas begin to roil and froth. You are pitched about in your tiny craft as if a great storm was raging. Out of the briny depths a giant tentacle surfaces, then another and another. A great squid-like head follows, and then the horrible bat-like wings. The creature utters an unnatural, primordial, soul-searing cry...*skips to the end*...and it tasted great with a little wasabi and soy sauce! What happened in the middle? You tell us! Remember to keep the Sushi T-Shirt visible at all times!